Birds on Third

Ah, Blaseball: the bleautiful splort! We all gather to throw peanuts, hoping not to induce allergies in our favorite players. Jessica Telephone, the lesbian with 7 souls and infinite capacity for wives, steps up to the plate to thunderous applause. Sometimes a rogue umpire incinerates a player (RIP Jessi Wise) and we all tut about how we really should fix that problem someday. Mostly, though, we bet our coins and hope for a profitable outcome.

A zine full of poetry, mini-TTPRGs, erotic fiction, and more. Written for the Blaseball Game Jam.